East Eat Write?

Wihuuu~

I've got this from the forwarded email. Spelling Checker is the headline given by an unknown source for this poem entitled "I have a Spelling Checker".

O-K. Cheque disk AWT...

Eye Halve a Spelling Chequer

 

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rarely ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect in it’s weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.

It's quite interesting, isn't it? Play with the brain. Test your brain and recover your memory. haha urm... credit to Rob Willers for this forwarded email.. (",)

Mural is a MUST

Mural is a must for trainee teachers. Am I right? Hahaa what to do.....

The simplest mural from my friend and I

Verily, with every difficulty there is relief.

[ al-Insyirah 94:6 ]

err... Obviously we're not an artist and of course we're not artistic. huhuuu~

2 Different Stories

Erm.. 2 different stories from 1 source. One might cheer you up and make you smile ear to ear while another will make you start to ponder on anything.. Is it? Read it yourself then... (",)

Missing Husband

A woman went to police station to file a report for her missing husband.

Woman    : I lost my husband

Inspector : What is his height?

Woman    : I never noticed

Inspector : Slim or healthy?

Woman    : Not slim can be healthy

Inspector : Color of eyes?

Woman    : Never noticed

Inspector : Color of hair?

Woman    : Should be black

Inspector : What was he wearing?

Woman    : I don’t remember exactly

Inspector : Was somebody with him ?????????

Woman    : (Just in one breath...) Yes my Labrador dog (Romeo), tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken, he never barks, wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non-veg food, we eat together, we jog together.

The woman started crying

Inspector : Let’s search for the dog first!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Passbook

Priya married Hitesh on a bright day. At the end of the wedding party, Priya’s mother gave her a newly opened bank saving passbook with Rs.1000 deposit amount.

Priya's mother said, "Priya, take this passbook.Keep it as a record of your marriage life. When there’s something happy and memorable happened in your new life, put some money in. Write down what it’s about next to the line. The more memorable the event is, the more money you can put in. I’ve done the first one for you today. Do the others with Hitesh. When you look back after years, you can know how much happiness you’ve had."

Priya shared this with Hitesh when getting home. They both thought it was a great idea and were anxious to know when the second deposit can be made.

This was what they did after certain time:

- 7 Feb    : Rs.100, first birthday celebration for Hitesh after marriage

- 1 Mar   : Rs.300, salary raise for Priya

- 20 Mar : Rs.200, vacation trip to Bali

- 15 Apr  : Rs.2000, Priya got pregnant

- 1 Jun     : Rs.1000, Hitesh got promoted

…. and so on .…

However, after years, they started fighting and arguing for trivial things. They didn’t talk much. They regretted that they had married the most nasty people in the world…. No more love…

Kind of typical nowadays, huh?

One day Priya talked to her mother, "Mom, we can’t stand it anymore. We agree to divorce. I can’t imagine how I decided to marry this guy!!!"

Priya's mother replied, "Sure, girl, that’s no big deal. Just do whatever you want if you really can’t stand it. But before that, do one thing first. Remember the saving passbook I gave you on your wedding day? Take out all money and spend it first. You shouldn’t keep any record of such a poor marriage."

Priya thought it was true. So she went to the bank, waiting at the queue and planning to cancel the account. While she was waiting, she took a look at the passbook record.

She looked, and looked, and looked.

Then the memory of all the previous joy and happiness just came up her mind. Her eyes were then filled with tears.

She left and went home.

When she was home, she handed the passbook to Hitesh, asked him to spend the money before getting divorce.

The next day, Hitesh gave the passbook back to Priya.

She found a new deposit of Rs.5000 and a line next to the record,

"This is the day I notice how much I’ve loved you thru out all these years. How much happiness you’ve brought to me."

They hugged and cried, putting the passbook back to the safe.

Do you know how much money they had saved when they retired?

I did not ask. I believe the money did not matter any more after they had gone through all the good years in their life.

When you fall, in any way,

Don’t see the place where you fell,

Instead see the place from where you slipped,

for Life is about correcting mistakes..

Credit to forwarded email, again... (",)

New Hope

O ya Allah..

It's already year 2011. I really hope I can load myself with beautiful memories. No more anger, no more prejudice and whatsoever. I just need to calm myself in whatever situations, believe in myself, have faith in me, learn from mistakes and learn from others and the most important is, think positive. Think positive, please.. think positive.

What goes around comes around. If I have done my best, then why should I feel sorry for anything. So the point is, I need to strive to improve myself and I have to strive for success. Erm there's a say,

"Kalau kita sentiasa memikirkan masa lalu yang ditinggalkan, maka sukarlah untuk kita bangkit menghadapi masa hadapan yang tentunya lebih banyak cabaran.."

New Hope..

During 1st Muharram, I've made a promise to myself.. I really need to control myself for I am a muslim, amar makruf nahi mungkar. That's for my hijrah, insyaAllah.

Hope alone isn't enough for determination comes along with the prayer and just then we can hope for the best. After everyhting I've done, trial and error, there's just one solution in which I find very helpful and useful to guide all muslim, that is, never ever leave your kalamullah behind. Quran is the light, nur for all muslim.

Quran is the guidance for us to be strong in facing real life situations and seek for jannah.

And so, I'd like to share this song sings by Yusuf Islam entitled Our Guide is the Quran..

Our guide is the Qur’an 

Our Religion is Islam

Five Noble Pillars upholding what is virtuous

 To make the Testimony is the base of the Faith, and the Fast, and the Prayer, the Pilgrimage and Charity.

Dusturuna-al Qur’anu

Wa Deenuna-al Islamu

Arkanuhu Jaleelah da’aimun Fadheelah

 Wa hiya ash-Shahadatani, qa’aidatul Iman, wa-as Sawmu, Wa-as Salatu, Wa-al Hajju, Wa-az Zakatu

 

I Care, I Love..

To the very-very-important-person in my life..

I care

I love

but it's hard to tell

I care

I love

but still a bit of a rebel

I care

I love

All's well that ends well

The VVIP

BIT 4153

What is it with BIT 4153?

Hermm BIT 4153 - Reflections on Teaching & Learning ESL

It's one of the major subjects for my final year in UPSI. huuu pheww I'm already in my finale year!? Oh my~

It's a reflection, isn't it?

Erm, can English remain as a second language in Malaysia? Or is it consider as a foreign language nowadays? These questions keep on hide-and-seek with me. I wonder why..

I'm learning English in UPSI. Teaching English as a Second Language. And yet I've got tongue twisted every time I try to communicate in English as if I'm using tongue-twister. And why is it happening to me? Is it just me or there's another person like me?

No matter what, there's always room for improvement. And I'm still learning. Everyday. And no matter what, I've already be in this track for almost three years. I've to bear with it and always keep on track.

Am I doing reflection?

Ha-ha. That's it, I'm influenced by learning BIT 4153!

I've got BIT 4153 class today.  Quoted on what Dr Goh has said this morning, "You are in the University of Life. Everyone is in the University of Life," make me think wisely. Everyone has already entering a university since we grown up whether we realize it or not.

Ya, he's right.

We are already in the University of Life. We live our life today as life goes on. No matter what, we must do reflection as life goes on each and everyday. We must reflect back on every action we've made. Eyh but then there are reflection-on-action and reflection-in-action. I prefer both..

I really adore Dr Goh. He always acts wisely. He's a wise man after all. Not to forget, Dr Goh is a very calm lecturer I have ever met. He's the one that I know with good-manner-sarcasm. Ha-ha.

Okay, that's not my major point as all I want to say is that I'm now falling in love with Reflection on Teaching & Learning ESL which is conducted by Dr Goh Hock Seng for the time being before we have our beloved Mr Zain on the second half of this semester. 

Okay, did I write a long sentence without full stop right up there?? Hemm. Is it a number of mistakes here and there?

Ha-ha. Enough is enough. Or else there might be serious grammatical error here and there till someone pop-up, "Why on earth you've been chosen to be an English teacher???"

Huhuuuuuu. Scary~

pyramid?

Once upon a time..... My lil sis whispered my name when I was enjoying myself with a new game in her lappy.

"Kakcik, kakcik,"

"Ya, wazzup?"

"Move aside. I've got something to show you"

"No way girl. I'm in the middle of attracting Juliet to the window or else she won't find her Romeo. Syuhhh syuhhhh~"

"4 minutes, please."

"4?"

"5 mins. I bet you'll like it,"

"Heh. You better do."

I then moved aside and let my lil sis pointing her index finger at the touch pad.

"Here. Watch this,"


((A music video from my lil sis' wmp starts to play))


Mm hmm. Not bad i guess. I think I'm amazed..... watching the video for the very first time. She's got talent!

"bla.. bla.. bla" <--- my lil sis was busy explaining something about the singer. I bet she learned that from her friend, our neighbour.. as she had been missing for hours after she went to a kenduri kahwin.

And suddenly these words bang my ears...

"judges tak percaya sampai mak dia tunjuk birth certificate,"

I laughed out loud.

"And what were you babbling just now my dear? I'm not really listening coz I'm hearing this whatever pyramid in which you've just asked me to,"

I saw a smile on my lil sis' face and she started to tell everything all over again without hesitation. Just then I listened to her enthusiastically.

"em hm" "really?" "o yeahh" "aha.. bla-bla-bla" <--- and not to forget, I respond to her whenever I think appropriate.

I could see her bright face shining with excitement as if someone has been asking for her hand in marriage. aha~

"Do you like it?" <--- I really hope that my lil sis will ask me so, but she didn't.

And me myself haven't told her whether I like it or not.

"Okay you better move. Paige Harper and The Tome of Mystery can't wait any longer or else Romeo can't reach for his Juliet anymore.."

"Eyh, just now you said that Juliet won't find her Romeo."

"Eishh.. vice versa la dear. It takes two to tango right?"

The pyramid thing stopped at that point and we discuss nothing till one fine day I told my lil sis,

"Ey, I've got the official mv,"

"Ha-ha. I've just downloaded the mv from youtube."

We laughed.

"Is it?"

"Ya la,"

"I think that one is better coz there's an opening music,"

"Really?"

"Ya, you better listen carefully."

"Okay, will do."

"Now,"

"Okay, turn on yours."

At that very moment I've just switched on my lappy and so I played the mv and we listened to the song together.

My lil sis nodded her head once and said, "O ya la, there's a slight difference."

"And what do you think about the song? I mean what is it about?" I took chance to dig for my lil sis' point of view regarding this catchy song.

"Emm well like I've told you before. Basically its a love song but then there's something which I couldn't tell. The spirit will remain perhaps..?"

I nodded as well. I prefer to know and learn lyrics first before just fall in love with them. Then I search for the pyramid lyrics.....

Pyramid - Charice ft Iyaz

Shawty's love is like a pyramid (ooh)
We stand together till the very end (eh ooh)
There'll never be another love for sure (ooh)
Iyaz and Charice let we go

Stones, heavy like the love you've shown (shown)
Solid as the ground we've known (known)
And I just wanna carry on
We took it from the bottom up (no no no)
And even in a desert storm (yeah)
Sturdy as a rock we hold (oh)
Wishing every moment froze
Now I just wanna let you know
Earthquakes can't shake us
Cyclones can't break us
Hurricanes can't take away our love

Pyramid, we built this on a solid rock
It feels just like it's heaven's touch
Together at the top (at the top baby), like a pyramid
And even when the wind is blowing
We'll never fall just keep on going
Forever we will stay, like a pyramid

Like a pyramid like a pyramid eh (ooh)
Like a pyramid like a pyramid eh (ooh)
Like a pyramid like a pyramid eh eh (oooh)

Cold (cold), never ever when you're close (close)
We will never let it fold (fold)
A story that was never told
Something like a mystery (yoh!)
And every step we took we've grown
Look how fast the time has flown
A journey to a place unknown
We're going down in history
Earthquakes can't shake us (oh)
Cyclones can't break us (oh)
Hurricanes can't take away our love

Pyramid, we built this on a solid rock (hey!)
It feels just like it's heaven's touch
Together at the top, (at the top baby) like a pyramid
And even when the wind is blowing (wind is blowing)
We'll never fall just keep it going (keep it going)
Forever we will stay, like a pyramid (eh oh)

Like a pyramid girl let me show you
That I love you so much
That we gonna get through (oh oh)
Even when there's storms
I will never go, Ima be the one to keep you safe (hey)
Before was our love back it up more than enough
Holding on to one another be the cover when it's rough (oh oh)
Mother nature (hey) or disaster won't stop at happy ever after

Pyramid, keep it going (like a pyramid, like a pyramid)
Oh oh ooooh (like a pyramid, like a pyramid)

Pyramid, we built this on a solid rock (solid rock)
It feels just like it's heaven's touch (oooh)
Together at the top (at the top baby, at the top girl), like a pyramid
And even when the wind is blowing
We'll never fall just keep on going (keep it going)
Forever we will stay (Charice), like a pyramid (what what)

Pyramid, we built this on a solid rock
It feels just like it's heaven's touch
Together at the top (at the top baby, at the top girl), like a pyramid (pyramid)
And even when the wind is blowing
We'll never fall just keep it going
Forever we will stay (ooh), like a pyramid

Like a pyramid like a pyramid eh
Like a pyramid like a pyramid eh
Like a pyramid like a pyramid eh eh

Produced by Twin, writer: David Jassy & Lyrica Anderson

And there you go.. Just like when we're studying literature. Read between the line and so on.. Ha-ha. I've try to upload the video but there's a problem occurred and I can't fix it. Charice featuring Iyaz in Pyramid can be seen in Youtube as well.. =)


footnote : I'm Malaysian, and those are manglish.. uhuu